Chapter 1.10 – Accomplishments

Look guys! It’s so nice to see that our dollhouse is still standing! I’m hoping to go a whole chapter without someone *cough* Aaron *cough* destroying it.

And since some dumb idiot took a piece of the last cake before I could pop candles back on it.

I actually made at least 5 cakes so that I can mix it up a bit every time. Also, I’d like to collect one of each type of cake. Which means we’ll need bees so that I can get the honey cake…

Yay! That’s one skill I can cross off the list! Good work, Bubba Jay! Now he’s gonna work on that Gourmet cooking skill

And then Bertha had to go and one-up him! lol! So that’s the writing skill and best selling author aspiration complete!

Bertha’s next skill to try and max is the parenting skill. Because you with think with 6 kids it would be higher than 7…

It was neighborhood brawl day!

Interesting that children can participate in that… Not sure how I feel about that… lol

“It’s raining it’s pouring…”

No. No it’s not. You are INSIDE YOU NITWIT!

Bubba Jay… That. Is. Disgusting.

“It’s clean water.”

You can’t eat in the bathroom!

“Oh this? That’s just a snack.”

*facepalm*

I had to capture this moment. HALLELUJAH!

This promotion lead too…

A completed aspiration! Another one to cross off the list!

I updated all the toilets in the house to the unbreakable one. (finally) So no more leaky toilets! I also upgraded all the showers to the one with the best stats. Also: Why is there no unbreakable shower? That’s really annoying. :/

Wrote the book of life and then bound Bubba Jay to it! I’m a little disappointed that other sims can’t bind to the book of life. I would have loved one for Bertha…

It must be a monday night! Homework and school projects for all!

Adrian actually completed an excellent project! That’s rare for this family

And then it was his birthday!

Oh myyyyyyy…..

Looks fairly “normal” here.

THEN BAM! Bertha’s nose hits you like a ton of bricks! His ears are also on the bigger side, they just don’t stick out like Bertha’s.

He’s attractive. /sarcasm

WHY ARE WE ALL RUNNING WITH X ARMS!?

They literally ran from through the house and then stood there.

Weirdos

Awe, poor Bubba Jay. Work is hard

DAMN IT KID! We were soooo close too!

And neither of his parents were around to punish him, so he got away with it.

Grrrr

Abigale has it hard. Poor kid

Birthday! I aged her up early. Bubba Jay’s about halfway through is Adult life bar and Bertha still had 4 days before her actual birthday. I didn’t want to wait. lol

So here she is, post makeover!

Join us next time for Winterfest, Aaron’s birthday, the triplet’s birthday, and an heir poll!

Chapter 1.9 – Them Ugly Holidayz

Started right where we left off, with all the kids crying about the broken dollhouse.

It’s really pathetic.

So Bubba Jay needs to host a stupid party for his aspiration. I hate hosting any parties. I usually think they’re a waste of time.

And since nobody knows anyone outside of the family, the only guests at the party were the rest of the family lol

But it was literally the easiest party that I’ve ever had lol

whomp whomp.

It’s spooky day!

Of course Bubba Jay had to dress up like death.

How fitting

I’ll give you one guess as to which pumpkin belongs to Aaron.

The other two are Bertha and Bubba Jay’s hahahaha

Project day! Only Aaron, Andrew, and Abigail actually finished theirs.

Annabelle, Aiden, and Addison all finished theirs the day after.

I really need to start upgrading the kitchen appliances. These are really starting to drive me nuts hahaha

This damn kid. Yeah, I caught you in the act, buddy!

“I didn’t do it…”

Riiiiiiight

You’re grounded mister! No TV for you!

I just now noticed that Bertha clips through the bed… Or maybe I did notice and said something, but forgot. But anyway, I’m documenting it now just in case! lol

Upgraded the stove and fridge in the kitchen and finished getting the showers/sinks/tubs for the bathrooms upstairs. Now they aren’t all fighting for the one downstairs.

DAMN IT KID! And he did it for a third time after this. For the next few days, he ended up grounded from the TV, the Computer, and music.

Idiot.

It’s Annabelle’s birthday!

okay, fair warning, there’s gonna be a LOT of ugly coming at your screen in a minute… be prepared….

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1st off, you can see her teeth though her bottom lip… and 2nd off, I STRUGGLED to find a hair for her since her head is sooooooo narrow and her eyes are so big. It was an issue lol.

She didn’t break your screens right?

Right?

Look at Bubba Jay helping an invisible girl with her homework while she’s sleeping. There’s so much wrong with this picture…

It’s harvestfest day and as you can see Annabelle did not appease the gnome.

Family dinner! This will only ever happen on holidays…

The holiday is over and look at all the gifts we were left! I’ve put them all in the family inventory to save them for when we get to the gardening stuff.

And we’re going to end with our newly formed gnome army! It’s like pokemon! You gotta catch them all!

Anyway, we’ll see you next time! Toodles!

Chapter 1.8 – I Can’t Even…

Welcome back to the ugly! Hopefully your screens are fully re-enforced for all the ugly you’re about to see!

Anyway! We begin this chapter with Adrian throwing some major shade at Annabelle. Cool it, kid. She ain’t done nothin’ to you.

Little Abigail is modeling our new umbrella stand and the thunderstorm that comes with it! Or I guess, it’s the thunderstorm and the umbrellas that come with it.

This is the first save where the lightning has left us a little gift! (We actually had lots of thunderstorms in this chapter and we were left lots of gifts lol)

Bertha is modeling the new “shower in the rain” interaction. In hindsight, it was a really bad idea to test this out while it was storming out. She could have died…

I don’t think I’d be ready for that at the moment

And then this happened on her way back inside the house.

Way to go, dummy.

“How am I supposed to write with a broken computer?”

You literally just broke it. You can fix it.

“This shouldn’t have happened at all!”

Well, you’re poor AF so you can’t afford a good computer. Deal with it.

You… Are an idiot. I just can’t with you any more. Thank gawd this is a pretty generation, so you have NO chance of winning heirship. I would die.

Birthday time! Andrew first!

He’s a bobble head. Big head and little body.

And then went Abigail!

She’s like a mini-Bertha. Yikes

And then Addison!

She’s like an identical triplet to Abigail. Andrew has a smaller mouth then the girls though.

Promotion! Good for you, Bertha!

Ugh. And this isn’t even a clipping issue. She’s just stupid. Bertha, that’s a wall.

“What? No it’s not. It’s a perfectly good place to stand.”

…Riiiiiiiight

And not to be left behind, Bubba Jay got a promotion!

Oh no. I hope this doesn’t mean that there’s an outbreak on the way. It takes weeks to get rid of an “infestation.”

Did a major expansion to the upstairs. Now each of the kids has their own bedroom and the “start” of their own bathrooms! (by the end of the play session they each did have their own toilet.)

So I’ve added a couple new holidays. Spooky Day (Which I’m surprised wasn’t included in the calendar in the first place since there was a whole stuff pack devoted to the day… but whatever), Springfest (the obvious Easter holiday), and Summerfest (because Summer was sorely lacking in the holiday department). And as I just re-read thought some the of the legacy rules and I saw they added a remembrance day and a founder’s day. According to the rules they’re supposed to happen on the day the legacy was founded and the day the founder dies. Well since we have two founders and the chances they die on the same day are slim, I’m just going to put it in summer. And since seasons didn’t exist when I started this, I’m just gonna say we started in summer (because technically we did lol) So the founder’s day is gonna be a big Huckle’s reunion once sims start leaving the house. 🙂

And we end this chapter with the hoard of crying children. Aaron broke the doll house in a fit of rage which of course drew out a sea of children who just bawled… Wonderful. Thanks Aaron…

Join us next time for another wonderfully ugly chapter of the Huckles!